A YEAR WITHOUT BEER
Original Lyrics
A YEAR WITH OUT BEER
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Can you do a day
Can you do a week
Can you do a year
A year without beer
A year without beer
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Put that bottle down
Save some money come around
Forget that coffee too
Change your attitude
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A year without beer
A year without beer
Take it day by day everything will be OK
A year without beer
A year without beer
Take it stride by stride
everything will be alright
Read a fuckin book or go to the gym
You can do it all backwards now it's time that you win
A YEAR WITHOUT BEER
A YEAR WITHOUT BEER
Leave that beer alone
booze everyday is much too strong
If you can take a break
things will fall into place
Watch some 80s porn
Christy Canyon Peter North
Even Ron Jeremy
but don't drink do you hear me sport
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A year without beer
and you will see clear
It's time to take a break
are you listening do you hear
A YEAR WITHOUT BEER
A YEAR WITHOUT BEER
Without any beer
your money will stay near
20 bucks a day
now times that by a year
Every freakin year
that's 7 grand you hear
No more fights at the bar
now that is ideal
Your liver needs a rest
no I'm not talking shit
You can be at your best
yes everyday RESPECT
A YEAR WITHOUT BEER
What to do for fun
use your imagination son
Ride some roller coasters
or give money to a bum
How bout write a book
or go out sarging try to hook
Find yourself a look
neg the target if she's cute
A year without beer
are you still here
Need some other motivation
can find it yes I will
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Meditation fuck that
it's no celibration
It's a life's hesitation
with nothing done frustration
Depending on location
you can build a corperation
Speak and make a presentation
or esle be on vacation
A year without beer she
says I can save money
That's all bullshit
because I'll live longer honey
A YEAR WITHOUT BEER
A YEAR WITHOUT BEER
A year without beer
will you love me still
I'll be drinking ginger ale
Canada Dry my dear
Without a single beer
for a whole fuckin year
You will have all my love
your heart will be filled
BRIDGE
Freed from that spell
I hope they serve beer in hell
I'm leaving it alone here
Just for a year
Tucker Fuckin Max
That guy sured payed tax
His book went to movie
Now he can relax
If you can do a week
then you can do a year
It's all up to you
it's all attitude
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