Gaijin Gringo Kafir
Original Lyrics
GAIJIN GRINGO
GAIJIN GRINGO
GAIJIN GRINGO KAFIR
I'm not Japanese and I'm not Mexican
And no I'll never be, be a Muslim
Many are deluded can't believe it's real---
And they call me GAIJIN GRINGO KAFIR
I got my gaijin card and I'm good to go
And my clothes they are from Uniclo
I drink on the train without any shame
And I open up sets with solid game
I got a 2 LDK yes I live this way
And I like Kiyosaki that guy is great
It's not how much you make but how much you keep
Thank you Robert for telling me
I'm an outsider yes it's real ----
So they call me Gaijin Gringo Kafir
GAIJIN GRINGO
GAIJIN GRINGO
GAIJIN GRINGO KAFIR
I like Richard Dawkins and also Hitch
Sam Harris and Dan Dennett
I don't believe in YAHWEH or ALLAH
Those fuckin 2 are evil gods
I make a grand a week and pay all the bills
but they call me Gaijin Gringo Kafir
Never been to Mexico but I sure wanna go
Might drink tequila till I'm ill
A Corona for breakfast and a ham sandwich
Tip the waiter a dollar bill
I keep moving forward with a smile as long my cash holds
Am I still welcome here
GAIJIN GRINGO
GAIJIN GRINGO
GAIJIN GRINGO KAFIR
Since I'm in Japan with some travel plans
I'm still a Gaijin year after year
What brought me this way I still don't know today
But it's a place I do not fear
Could use some good luck and meet people that are smart
That sure would be ideal
I like Carl Sagan he was sure a great man
Too bad he checked out of here
People call me different names but that's OK
I don't shed a tear
Some women may love me just for my money
That's what happens here
Where ever I go people think of me as a
Gaijin Gringo Kafir
Let's say I'm at the boarder yes my passport I will show her
You like to travel yes my dear
You're far from home do you travel alone
Do you see anyone here
I tell her to relax perhaps she could use a warm bath
Let me enter let me be cleared
I'm going on vacation cause I deserve a good break and
Wanna go where there's cheap beer
In everyones mind I'm just a white guy
with a few bucks in the rear
I don't hold a wallet cause I always lost it
But enjoy life if you will
My clothes are dirt cheap and I can be messy
But my heart is for real
As a matter of fact I like it like that
No changes needed here
GAIJIN GRINGO
GAIJIN GRINGO
GAIJIN GRINGO KAFIR
So I eat pork and I like chicks in shorts
You muslims can kiss my rear
Sexual frustration no fuckin way man
Perhaps you should shave that beard
You tried to blow up TIMES SQUARE with kids walking there
Why is your mission to kill
I may be a Kafir and sometimes an asshole
But not deluded and never will
Believe in a god that is all fucked up
A god that people made
There are many gods that we all don't believe in
I just go 1 more mate
Call me Kafir there's no insult here
Call me Gaijin Gringo and more
Call me what you like I love this life
Sucks that your life is such a bore
GAIJIN GRINGO
GAIJIN GRINGO
GAIJIN GRINGO KAFIR
People of Japan I have 1 question
Were you racist from the start
When you travel too you have a whole new attitude
But when you come back you change heart
BRIDGE -------------------------------------------
Gotta get rid of
Gotta get rid of
NATIONALIST
RELIGIOUS
ETHNIC
CHAUVANISMS
Gotta get rid of
Gotta get rid of
ETHNIC
NATIONALIST
RELIGIOUS
CHAUVANISMS
Gotta get rid of
Gotta get rid of
RELIGIOUS
ETHNIC
NATIONALISTIC
CHAUVANISMS
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An imaginary friend you can have him
I don't need 1 doing quite alright
Just want to be happy and enjoy time with ladies
A little more than just survive
Call me what you like if you're the ignorant type
I won't talk behind your back
Just like you made of exploding suns
This life is the 1 and it's time to have fun
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I'LL NEVER BE A CHRISTIAN
I'LL NEVER BE A JEW
I'LL NEVER BE A MUSLIM CAUSE THOSE BASTARDS TO WOMEN THEY ARE CRUEL
I BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION
S.G.I. DAI KIRAI
WOULD BE NICE IF PEOPLE TRIED NOT TO BUY THAT HORSE SHIT!
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