Kitchen Song
Original Lyrics
Tribute to kitchen staff
Started out as a dish bitch at age 14
5.50 per hour that was fine with me
Hooked up with a waitress she was Chinese
The rest is a secret oh lucky me
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The cooler was my shelter with food galore
I ate like a son of a bitch then ate more
The boss was pretty cool until he found out
Stop eating profits or get the hell out!
Went back in the cooler about 100 times
That’s just in a day and my stomach felt fine
Use to lay a loaf on the boss’s time
But if he doesn’t find out then it’s alright
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Started out as a dish bitch at age 14
Moved on to salads drank Caesar dressing
5 bucks in tips bought me a pack of smokes
A smile from the waitress gave me hope
At staff parties I came up with jokes
But the morning came fast and was always broke
12 days till payday I’ll do my best
My best friends the cooler with roast beef and ham
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Hey look at me now I’m online
With a 10 cent raise and I’m doing alright
With cuts and burns and oil that’s fryin ( me)
I’m movin up its better than dying
Couple free beers when no one knows
I work my ass off and deserve them so
Long time till payday and I just can’t sleep
It’s a cooks life and I eat for free!
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On my day off I still go to work
Why because my stomach needs food
Forget about shopping it’s time to eat
My friends in the back hook me up with grub indeed
When it comes to being clean I’m always the best
I treat the customers like I treat my friends
The pay really sucks but I know whats right
A clean kitchen from morning till night
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Ahh this beer it tastes so good
How about another I’m a freakin cook dude
This song is for the kitchen staff, the guys that feed
The unappreciated and the working class you see
If you need a burger or calamari or ribs
The boys in the back fried it up like we did
The kitchen must be clean cause those are the rules
But don’t ask to borrow cash cause we’re broke too
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A short term solution to a long term problem. JOB!
A short term solution to a long term problem . JOB!
A short term solution to a long term problem . JOB!
A short term solution to a long term problem . JOB!
A short term solution to a long term problem . JOB!
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