There would be no Star Wars

Original Lyrics

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There would be no Star Wars if the Muslims, if the Muslims had their way hey
No Rocky and no Terminator, everyday just pray pray pray hey
And those Christian bastards too what they do, is worship a jealous god
Bloodthirsty and racist, it really breaks my heart…
What should I do who to choose, lets just play it safe
Here today gone tomorrow, they say I must have faith.
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I got a pedophile prophet who had a wife only 9 ( Muhammad! )
I’ve got a savior born on Xmas in a place where now they fight
The God in my bible is a genocidal freak
He’s jealous and a racist, unforgiving yes indeed
They enjoyed burning witches, killed people that dared to think
Put Galileo on trail, cause no they didn’t agree hee

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I got a pedophile prophet and a savior that loves me
Yes I need them both, just in case you see he he he
It’s a win win situation, it’s the one I choose whose
As a Christian and a Muslim, there’s no way I can lose

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I can’t work on the Sabbath, cause it’s against the rules
Education is forbidden, and asking questions too who
All the women around me, are dressed like bee keepers
No they don’t rebel, and make us men come first
Brainwashed by our parents, there’s no way they could be wrong
What a cute new baby boy, time to find the sharpest stone

CHORUS MUSIC ONLY

Hey hold on a sec, ( 1 sec pause ) what you’re doing isn’t right
Those poor young kids you brainwash, deserve a chance at life
You found them guilty the day they were born, what the fuck is that about
The world that now we live in, religion we can ( should ) do without
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